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MY STATE STITCHES NEED HOMES!! 

I’m moving soon and I’d rather get these little guys settled somewhere else than pack them up and bring them with me.

Now 25% off with coupon code: HESFINE

Visit my etsy store.

lady-skimblecock: paulscheer: Hell Baby cast getting ready to premiere at Sundance. Free Hand Jobs to all attendees. #hellbaby View more Paul Scheer on WhoSay Must see Hell Baby HELL BABY (and hand jobs?)

lady-skimblecock:

paulscheer:

Hell Baby cast getting ready to premiere at Sundance. Free Hand Jobs to all attendees. #hellbaby

View more Paul Scheer on WhoSay

Must see Hell Baby

HELL BABY (and hand jobs?)

GIVE ME A GOOD HOME!! Who doesn’t need a little pudding in their life? This little stitch has been waiting a long time for someone to give it a loving home. On sale too! $5.00 off!! Also, if you ask me nicely, I’ll give you the coupon code for 5% off any of the other stitches in my shop. I know it’s not much, but hey - I’m a broke college student. I really want to make more State stitches, but I don’t have any money for supplies until I sell the ones I already have.  Show your State love <3

GIVE ME A GOOD HOME!! Who doesn’t need a little pudding in their life? This little stitch has been waiting a long time for someone to give it a loving home.

On sale too! $5.00 off!!

Also, if you ask me nicely, I’ll give you the coupon code for 5% off any of the other stitches in my shop. I know it’s not much, but hey - I’m a broke college student. I really want to make more State stitches, but I don’t have any money for supplies until I sell the ones I already have. 

Show your State love <3

These two are up in the shop now :D

http://www.etsy.com/shop/lisagallagher2

(Source: wheelchairdreams)

$240 Worth of Pudding

Come buy State stitches!! Ken Marino thinks they’re cool!!

http://www.etsy.com/shop/lisagallagher2

COUPON CODE: MONKEYSDOIT

COME SHOP. MY STATE STITCHES NEED LOVIN&#8217; XOXOXOXOX http://www.etsy.com/shop/lisagallagher2 THIS WEEK: 5% off with coupon code: MONKEYSDOIT

COME SHOP. MY STATE STITCHES NEED LOVIN’ XOXOXOXOX

http://www.etsy.com/shop/lisagallagher2

THIS WEEK: 5% off with coupon code: MONKEYSDOIT

“I think I meant daschund. But, I committed to it. I’m 99% positive that by the time ‘Dutchman’ came out of my mouth, I knew I was saying the wrong word.”

Tom Lennon laughing is one of my most favouritest things.

Who&#8217;s crotch is hotter?Of course Tom Lennon won.

Who’s crotch is hotter?

Of course Tom Lennon won.

How is he even so beautiful? Also - does every one else fully appreciate the facial hair he&#8217;s been rocking lately? I&#8217;m so in love.

How is he even so beautiful?

Also - does every one else fully appreciate the facial hair he’s been rocking lately? I’m so in love.