23. Canadian. Cool as hell.
Love: pauly shore, eli roth, david duchovny, michael showalter, and other fine men; gore, sci-fi, superheroes, sandwiches, sketch comedy, palahniuk, cheese nips, legal dramas and cross stitch.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
"I think I meant daschund. But, I committed to it. I’m 99% positive that by the time ‘Dutchman’ came out of my mouth, I knew I was saying the wrong word."
Just saw this…hnng tom
Having no context or idea what this is from, I laughed really hard at this. And can we all agree that every single one...