22. Canadian. Attempting a career in film.
Love: pauly shore, eli roth, david duchovny, michael showalter, and other fine men; gore, sci-fi, superheroes, sandwiches, sketch comedy, palahniuk, chocolate covered pretzels, legal dramas, fangirling and cross stitch.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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no, iphone
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you can’t put a condom on your heart. you can’t take the morning after pill for FEELINGS.
At first I just mildly giggled, but then I though …this is the most relevant post.
Well fuck me in every orifice.
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How The Face Changes With Shifting A Light Source
“special kitty can”
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